ricksanscrotum:

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat


purple-pen-fanfictions:

thejadedkiwano:

The greatest mind of our generation.

No shit, Sherlock.



Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)

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No, mom they aren’t strangers on the internet. They went to school with me but moved away.

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